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WPI is begging for money again.

One thing is for sure, they won't be getting it from me or nightskyre any time soon.

I counted four exclamation points in the short message, three of them after a variation of "We need your support more than ever!" The tuition you charge in excess of $40,000 per year isn't enough? I can't afford to support you, WPI, I'm still working on supporting myself. Someday, when the student loans are paid, I will give to WPI. I liked it there. I would recommend it to my younger relatives, if I thought they could afford the debt burden it would cause.

I guess that's really my question for WPI and the Alumni Relations/Giving office: Why should my money go to you instead of towards my student loans?

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aleksandyr June 29th, 2007
You see, it's because Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with donations? Nothing; it has nothing to do with donations! It does not make sense! I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense; and so you have to remember, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must donate!

(Heavily paraphrased.)

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