I'm not to big on talking like a pirate (Avast ye, mateys), but how about this...

*clears throat*
OOOOhh...

We are the pirates, yes we are the pirates
The dreaded of Ontario-oh!
We sing and we steal, we sing and we sail,
We sing, yo-ho, yo-ho....

Unfortunately I only remember the chorus. But you can find real sea shantys here.